April 2013
3 posts
cutekings:
today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
March 2013
4 posts
February 2013
1 post
January 2013
23 posts
8 tags
jonesalicious:
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
wckrspgt:
reasons i should be your friend:
my hands are soft i think because people tell me
i probably have a soft face too
i am willing to play with your hair platonically
whenever i eat french fries you can have some
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
not all the french fries though
thesickestjokes:
I’d hate to be a dragon.
I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
1 tag
December 2012
3 posts
November 2012
7 posts
Me after a haircut:
me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
5 tags
Mitt Romney sucks pass it on
omgthatdress:
veryangrymouse:
kuraipurrs:
shelbyisms:
brandittttt:
Keep it going. 10 million by election day!
THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR.
How can I NOT be part of this? I mean, seriously. Mitt Romney DOES suck.
oh hey, this is on my dash again! time to reblog.
couldn’t resist.
October 2012
17 posts
