cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO not all the french fries though
thesickestjokes: I’d hate to be a dragon. I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
Me after a haircut:
me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
Mitt Romney sucks pass it on
omgthatdress: veryangrymouse: kuraipurrs: shelbyisms: brandittttt: Keep it going. 10 million by election day! THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR. How can I NOT be part of this? I mean, seriously. Mitt Romney DOES suck. oh hey, this is on my dash again! time to reblog. couldn’t resist.